So why am I doing this, as to the nude pics.? I guess I like to show myself off. Mom was Italian from Venice, she said, to them there is nothing wrong with the nude body. I guess I got some of that attitude, nuttin' wrong with showing my skinny ass off. Somtimes I'll be on the front porch on warm nights without clothes. Its really exhilarating to me.

      So here is a short tale of World War II. When the Germans pulled out of Rome and the GI's moved in, they noticed the nude statues around. What to do about them?

      They came up with a solution for a city that didn't mind the artwork. So are you ready to read what the solution was? To bad it is coming fast.

      The Americans wanted to put a leaf on the private parts of the statues. : ) When mom said that was one of the silliest things I've heard. And of course the GI's didn't have it the way wanted it.

      Have a Nice Day

: HOW SEX STARTS~

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

...subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply!

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something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.

If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.

Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m.

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